Sometimes I wonder if Google knows what I’m going to Google before I do. Maybe I should just have them send me a daily list of things I am going to do so I don’t waste energy deciding to do what they already know I will do.
Your tongue shoots daggers into my heart.
You don’t need to be extraordinary to do extraordinary things. But by doing extraordinary things you will become extraordinary.
If a lot is good, rest assured that some is better than none.
We trained hard, but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams, we would be reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any situation by re-organizing; and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralization.
If I were rich, I’d probably buy a $350 million round peg and trash it when I found it didn’t fit into my $60 million square hole.
I think it would be fun to go to a job interview with messy hair and crooked tie after bathing in whiskey. Then pop out a bottle of water and drop a couple alka-seltzers in it mid-sentence. I could never pull it off, but it’s fun to imagine.
Have you ever noticed that the amount of light you need is directly related to whether or not your eyes are open?
I think using the word unconscionable is usually unconscionable.